I Need to Buy Slim Jims with My Lottery Tickets Apparently

Slim Jim

So apparently a 73 year old man from New York went to a convenience store to buy his dog some Slim Jims.  Yeah, kinda weird, right?  Anyways, as luck would have it, he also bought a $30 lottery ticket.  Well wouldn’t ya friggin know, he hit for $10 million!

The most fascinating part of this story (full story below), is that he went home and asked his wife if he really won!  What?  Are you kidding me?  First thing I’m going to do is cash that puppy in, fly far far away and give the wife a call.  Say something like, “Hey Sweetie, what would you do if I won $10 million?”  A response anything short of “Run away with you!” and I’m hanging up!  Lol, ok, that maaaay be a fabrication, but a guy can dream, right?

I can’t wait to be 70+ and win the lottery, cuz everyone knows young people aren’t allowed to win lol!

Comment below with the first thing you’d spend money on if you hit $10 million.

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